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By Avery Monsen, Jory John

In case you are a dinosaur, your entire acquaintances are lifeless. if you are a pirate, all your pals have scurvy. if you are a tree, your entire associates are finish tables. each one web page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor publication showcases the disadvantage of being every little thing from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. lovable and darkish abruptly, this hilarious kid's booklet for adults teaches useful classes approximately lifestyles whereas exploring every one caricature character's targeted criticism and wide-eyed crisis. From the sock whose in basic terms acquaintances have long past lacking to the houseplant whose acquaintances are being slowly killed by way of irresponsible plant vendors (like you), All My buddies Are Dead provides a pleasant primer for giggling on the inevitable.

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Thank you, Doug. the single send we want is a friendship, huh, Phil? Friendship. All my buddies are out of date. My basically pal has lately long gone lacking. howdy there, little fella! Will you be my buddy? I’d quite now not. Carlos informed me you were given mono. this is often my worst day. All my acquaintances expired on Tuesday. All my buddies have scurvy. Yarr. All my acquaintances are terrifying. I’ve already made teenagers cry this present day! All my acquaintances are sooooooooooo final season. All my pals are dummies. All my acquaintances are puddles. All my associates are Kentucky fried. all of your buddies are scrumptious. Please cease paying for my acquaintances while you are simply going to slowly kill them. All my buddies are fans. the place are we going? (None of my associates will converse to me. ) All my acquaintances could be lifeless inside 24 hours. This task makes me believe so alive. hey. occasionally i think on my own. a few days are hard and long. but if i glance out into the realm, i'm struck by way of the most unlikely fantastic thing about all of it. these billions of impressive injuries that led us to the place we're this present day, that led us to paper planes and nautilus shells and the tiny, crooked smiles of youngsters. whilst i believe approximately the entire small perfections of the area, i've got religion that my time will come. i've got religion that sometime, a hot gentle will flood over me and that i will locate peace. I’m nonetheless no longer your buddy. Acknowledgments Many due to every person at Chronicle Books, specifically Steve Mockus, Emilie Sandoz, Erin Thacker, and Suzanne LaGasa. And our acquaintances and households: Mac Barnett, SV Bliss, Zak Fishman, Emily Heller, Deborah John, James Keary, Clare McNulty, invoice Monsen, Risa Monsen, Gail Rubin, Monica Schaefer, Patrick Shaffner, Ben Sinclair, Jennifer Traig, and Lawrence Wilson. in regards to the Authors Avery Monsen is an actor, artist, and author. Jory john is a author, editor, and journalist. they're the co-authors of Pirate’s Log: A guide for Aspiring Swashbucklers. they're associates. And nor is lifeless. but. For extra unhappy and humorous issues, stopover at http://www. nomorefriends. web. textual content copyright © 2010 by way of Avery Monsen and Jory John. Illustrations copyright © 2010 by means of Avery Monsen. All rights reserved. No a part of this publication should be reproduced in any shape with out written permission from the writer. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication facts is accessible. ISBN: 978-0-8118-7455-7 Designed via Avery Monsen Chronicle Books LLC 680 moment highway San Francisco, CA 94107 http://www. chroniclebooks. com Dangit.

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